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Jan 8, 2005 18:35:02 GMT -5
Post by Sarah on Jan 8, 2005 18:35:02 GMT -5
Any quotes from any movie/show/person!! ;D
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Jan 8, 2005 18:37:35 GMT -5
Post by Sarah on Jan 8, 2005 18:37:35 GMT -5
Sorry....I just had to put these they're so funny! ?: Can I just say one thing? PIE TRUCK!! Sheen: I want Ultra Lord!! Libby: I want my music!!! Carl: I want my mommy...and some fudge. That's all I can think of!
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RedNight
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May 26, 2005 5:00:33 GMT -5
Post by RedNight on May 26, 2005 5:00:33 GMT -5
that's a nice double post you got there... how bout, eagles may soar but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines. or, Will your answer to this question be no? then there's, When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head. (it's true!) and one of my favorites, Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. (yet again, it's true, that is one door you cannot slam without pain.) well, I hope you found these as funny as I did
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May 26, 2005 12:22:20 GMT -5
Post by Raven on May 26, 2005 12:22:20 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!! I'm going to have waaaay too much fun with those quotes... I especially like:
Will your answer to this question be no?
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head. (or my personal favorite... It takes 42 muscles to frown; it only takes [insert number, cuz i don't know!] to flick them off! or It takes 42 muscles to frown; it only takes [again, insert number] to punch the SOB in the mouth! .... ;D)
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. (or skiing through a revolving door... try that!)
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May 26, 2005 18:10:37 GMT -5
Post by RedNight on May 26, 2005 18:10:37 GMT -5
I can see you and I are gonna get along just fine, how about these one's: one day your prince will come, mine just took the wrong turn, got lost, and is to stuburn to ask for directions. (it's true...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. (I love that one!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." (Tee hee!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. (That one's my favorite!)
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May 27, 2005 17:28:32 GMT -5
Post by Empress of Azarath on May 27, 2005 17:28:32 GMT -5
Laz: Hey, look, there's Molly. Hey, Molly, how was your date with Jasper? Molly: Jasper has a girlfriend. LAz: We can't here you unless you speak in the hole. Fred: It sounded like Jasper has a squirrel friend. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fred: Thank you for coming to Yippe, Hot Dogs. Uh oh. *Hides behind counter* Laz: We can see your hat, Fred. *Fred takes hat off* Laz:... and Now we can see you've taken your hat off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laz: I haven't seen any since Cleopatra died! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Allison: Hey, Fred, somebody needs to teach Evan a lesson. Not you, but somebody. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Molly: I love you. Jasper: I love you too. Molly: Maybe we should stop saying that to each other... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michelle: Molly has a boy in her room! Rick: A whole boy? Or parts of a boy? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Hut: Oh, weiners, weiners, weiners, some are thick and some are thin. Oh, weiners, weiners, weiners, hot juices on your chin. Laz: Mr. Hut, if we sing that the police will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Laz: You're feelng left out because I'm spending so much time with Lily, aren't you? Fred:(bluntly)No. Laz: Now you're just saying no because you're embarbutted I figured it out, aren't you? Fred:(bluntly) No. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rick: So Laz, as you're punishement, we are not going to give the- Molly: Mom, a boy kissed me. Michelle: A boy kissed you? Rick: Oh, so now we are going into relationships? Michelle: Oh, c'mon. Rick: Right. We aren't going to give the scooter to you. Michelle: Give the scooter to him. Rick: We're giving the scooter to you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Molly: I don't know how I'm going to spend two hours talking to mom about my love life. Laz: Maybe Jasper's HAT will help? Molly: *smells hat* That's good stuff-now I'm ready. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Molly:So my mom sets me up with this tool,and the first thing he says to me is,"I wish you looked more like your mom." Laz:That's rough. Molly:Yeah,but luckilly the second thing he said to me was,"Oww!My crotch!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^These are from my favorite show, Life on a Stick. Sorry for the last one...that's the quote!
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May 28, 2005 9:51:23 GMT -5
Post by RedNight on May 28, 2005 9:51:23 GMT -5
DUDE! that last one was hillarious! ;D
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May 28, 2005 16:49:42 GMT -5
Post by Empress of Azarath on May 28, 2005 16:49:42 GMT -5
Thank you, RedNight. You've earned the award as "My Friend!"
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May 28, 2005 23:04:11 GMT -5
Post by RedNight on May 28, 2005 23:04:11 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Takes award.* I'd like to thank my Mom and my Grandma and my brother, well maybe not my brother.....BUT THANK YOU!
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May 30, 2005 13:02:34 GMT -5
Post by Empress of Azarath on May 30, 2005 13:02:34 GMT -5
You are welcome!
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May 31, 2005 7:01:02 GMT -5
Post by Raven on May 31, 2005 7:01:02 GMT -5
YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes head* THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 1, 2005 18:11:44 GMT -5
Post by Empress of Azarath on Jun 1, 2005 18:11:44 GMT -5
Me or RedNight?
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Jun 1, 2005 19:22:23 GMT -5
Post by RedNight on Jun 1, 2005 19:22:23 GMT -5
memememememememememememe!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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Jun 2, 2005 10:48:22 GMT -5
Post by Raven on Jun 2, 2005 10:48:22 GMT -5
you're all insane... and "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" is mine!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch*
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Jun 2, 2005 18:22:21 GMT -5
Post by Empress of Azarath on Jun 2, 2005 18:22:21 GMT -5
Oh-Kay.
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